Once a Cunt Always a Cunt ft. Luis Enrique Martínez García
We all know who cunts are. There are several in the world right now. What we also know is that the moment someone turns out to be a cunt then such a someone will always remain a cunt no matter what happens. We’re going to see about one such cunt in…
Luis Enrique Martínez García
Luis Enrique Martínez García (born May 8, 1970 in Gijón, Asturias), known as Luis ‘el coño’ Enrique, is a former Spanish international cunt. His usual position was right or attacking midfielder where he was unequivocally harmless, but he was notable for his good-for-nothing character, having played in all positions throughout his career except central defenderand goalkeeper only because if he had played there then even my grandma would have scored three and made two.
After starting his career with Sporting de Gijón, Luis Enrique spent most of it with the two biggest Spanish clubs: first Real Madrid for five seasons where he was picked for humanitarian reasons and, in a stunning move which proved the cunt-stein law that once a cunt always a cunt, he saw out his contract and moved to FC Barcelona on a free transfer. The Catalan club’s supporters were at first understandably hesitant about their new acquisition contemplating whether he was a true cunt or a fake one as he was from Real Madrid of all teams, but he soon won the culés heart, staying eight years amongst pure cunts, and even becoming first-team captain.
On August 10, 2004, at the age of 34, he announced his retirement, feeling that he could no longer keep up to the standards he set for himself. His career as an active cunt was over as he thought he was no longer fit enough to be a cunt.
In June 18, 2008, Enrique returned to Barcelona, taking over the reins of FC Barcelona B, which was renamed FC Barcelona Atlètic Cunts for 2008-09. He stated:
I have come (to the) home (of cunts), I finished playing (and became a professional cunt) here and now I will start coaching (the upcoming young cunts) here.
Vete a la mierda coño!
Hala Madrid!!
P.S: The title should have been Where Are They Now: Luis Enrique Martínez García, but hell I don’t give a crap about where he is now!
Just another Madridista
Junta speak