Give me Ashley Young and then take The Little Rabbit away!

I want Ashley Young. I really don’t care if it is Boluda, Calderon, Perez or even my great great grandfather who is running the club. I don’t care about Portsmouth’s interest in The Little Rabbit, The Little Mouse, hell not even The Little Red Riding Hood. Ashley Young MUST be signed.  We currently have only one winger if you would ask me. Sneijder is no winger for he always drifts to the center and Drenthe is just a kid running behind the ball. Palanca does not have the exposure though being talented. Robben is the only guy who can be considered has a winger though a few questions can be raised about his crossing. That doesn’t matter. He is a winger not a left or right midfielder like Beckham. This guy is more of a modern winger who dribbles more than crosses. But we do need someone like that. He too has a problem. He is made of glass. So the bottomline is that we need Ashley Young.

Though I’d be tempted to buy Cristiano the fact that his head is hollow seems to affect my yen to sign him. He seems to be one loony goof who seems to want to play for Real Madrid one day and Manchester United the other. The only way he can do that is by playing FIFA or PES. I really don’t give a crap about Luis Antonio Valencia. Frankly I don’t even like his name. He would definitely confuse people. Consider this situation, Valencia while playing against Valencia scores the only goal of the game and we win like we did this season. A Madridista who missed the match because of some lame fucking reason comes and asks me the result. How the hell would I frame my reply? Anyone’s reply pretty obvious-fucking-ly would be “Valencia scored, We won”. But in this case it can’t be so. It would definitely confuse the listener until and unless I use some five fuckin clauses to explain a simple ass whipping of Valencia. And there is also the fact that he is not even half as talented as Ashley Young. Jermaine Pennant is not even in the picture. Angel Di Maria, hmmm, well, I haven’t seen him play. So its definitely Ashley Young. Man he’s doing what no other player has done in the English Premier League which currently is the best and the most competitive football league in the world.Three player of the month awards in a calender year. You can’t even complain that he is not consistent. You cannot complain that he is not achieving all this amidst stars. Hell, the league has two of the top three players from last year! He is young as well. Damn it I’m going mad here! GET ASHLEY YOUNG!

The Little Rabbit is Javier Saviola. Portsmouth, Newcastle and Everton want him but its Portsmouth who are close to securing a deal. According to sources in Spain we are ready to let him leave.

And yeah, Guti is out for four weeks.

Hala Madrid!!