Get well soon Wesley!

Wesley Sneijder was badly injured yesterday after a rough tackle from Arsenal’s own arsehole Vassirrikki “The Cunt” Diaby in the 1-0 Emirates Cup loss to the cunts from London in London. Initial tests had shown serious damage to his knee ligaments, but an MRI on Monday morning helped doctors determine that Wesley Sneijder only damaged his left Internal Lateral Ligament and that his Anterior Cruciate Ligament remains fully intact.

President Ramón Calderón commented on the injury suffered by Wesley Sneijder during Real Madrid’s match against Arsenal.

This was the worst news we could receive. It’s very sad because he might have a torn ligament. The player is very upset and was crying in the dressing room. It’s something that can happen to anyone, but he is very upset because it’s a serious injury and very painful. He’s an important player for us and we hope he makes a speedy recovery.

This injury means that we will be without his services for 3 months and that is for more than 10 games. But with the signing of Rafael van der Vaart from Hamburg we have a ready made replacement for the Dutch playmaker. I wish him a speedy recovery and hope he’s back with us as soon as possible.

Hala Madrid!